Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Ketchup is God's man juice
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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