my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I would ride that face into the sunset
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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