can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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