Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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