he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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