its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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