Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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