elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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