also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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