fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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