ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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