Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
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