WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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