I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I'm like, not good at living.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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