Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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