Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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