Sponge bath it is.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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