If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
last night I used snow as a chaser
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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