That's intense
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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