Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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