I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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