god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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