therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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