All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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