ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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