have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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