We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I'm jealous of your bromance
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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