my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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