is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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