Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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