Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
Randomize
