So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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