I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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