My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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