Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
In America we eat man semen.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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