the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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