if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
how does that bad decision feel?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
