forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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