I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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