porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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