a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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