We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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