How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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