a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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