I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i drank out of a bidet.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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