I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Randomize
