trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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