The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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