Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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