Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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