can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
My feet surprised me
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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