Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
