I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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