i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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