Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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